"Bella, why is your hair wet?"
"I don't know."
{Upon closer inspection I now see a "halo" of dirt around her forehead hairline....Lightbulb moment.}
"Bella, did. you. stick. your. whole.head. in. the. bird. bath!?"
"Mmm, hmm."
Ugh, {lovely}. Granted, we just put the bird bath in the back yard a few days ago and haven't seen a bird use it yet, but I really wanted to scare her from doing it again. I mean, gross, right!?
{in my best serious, preachy voice with eyebrows raised...} "You know, Bella, that if there are birds in their bath they'll poop in there. Remember when Lincoln was a baby and pooped in the bath with you once? Mmmm Hmm. Get it?"
"Oh, okay."
1 comment:
I love your stories! Too funny. I wish I could see the kids this weekend! So bummed...
Kel
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